By Mark Gray
9:17 am PST, Nov. 27, 2021
Even though she doesn’t drink schnapps, Juliette Lewis is still a treat.
Dan Reynolds has a better float than anything you’ll see in Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
And you thought Simon Cowell was the only animal in Paula Abdul’s orbit.
Prince Charles doesn’t need cannabis to get high.
Usually only Russell Wilson sees Ciara in briefs.
As an NFL player, Michael Strahan had birds behind him too, but they were usually Eagles.
Anyone who has used this Aisling Bea flute may want to rinse their mouths with Clorox.
Let’s hope that Lance Bass and Michael Turchin’s Thanksgiving table is better filled.
However, the Russian judge didn’t give Emily Ratajkowski a 10.
Kid Cudi is a bride-or-girlfriend.
Despite Devin Booker, no man gets into third base with Kendall Jenner.
Jamie Spears isn’t the only one with a Britney Spears hand.
Ironically, John Stamos doesn’t have to deal with that much water when performing with the Beach Boys.
Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli behind bars … like in the old days.
Shaquille O’Neal was far less comfortable at the free-throw line.
Prince Charles actually lives in the game “Super Mario”, but hasn’t he got the princess twice already?
It’s cold, it can make you sick, and it’s best in small doses … and there’s Caitlyn Jenner’s ice cream too.
Imagine what Kim Kardashian will think when she takes off those blinders and sees Pete Davidson in front of her.
James Corden and a piñata are pretty similar: they both look cute on the inside, they both hang around longer than they should, and people love to hit them.
Prince Charles hasn’t seen anything so upscale since seeing faces in Los Angeles.
Most of the population stared at Sharon Stone like this during this “Basic Instinct” scene.
Before that, the last piece of crap that Jamie Chung picked up was called Sorority Row.
As she looked at the world, Duchess Kate wanted fewer boundaries. She only got more Barnes and Noble stores.
Not sure what their politics are, but it seems Sia has given up on the “wig” party for good.
Why does P. Diddy have to cover this swollen face?
Tom Hanks buddy is more metal than Iron Maiden.
Cody Rigsby still has better reception than AT&T customers.
Contrary to popular belief, Courteney Cox didn’t divorce David Arquette for being a sucker.
Say what you want, but Malin Ackerman still looks pumpkin-like.
Don’t be alarmed if you see Prince Charles working at the carving station of your local buffet.
* Anya Taylor-Joy checks out buddy * … this is not her boyfriend!
Since retiring from his lead role in “Hamilton” in 2016, Lin-Manuel Miranda has been pretty much a phantom on Broadway.
Rachel Weisz is proof that Brits are smarter than Americans.
In Logan Paul’s last camera trick, he was in the forest of Mount Fuji.
Helen Mirren was less enthusiastic about some of her scripts.
Kato Kaelin is still less at risk of fleeing than OJ.
